- The Beatles: "Getting Better" from Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
- Harry Shearer: "Schloz"
- Brian Wilson: "Southern California" from Lucky Old Sun
- Harry Shearer (feat. Judith Owen): "Connect the Dots" from Songs Pointed & Pointless
- Artie Shaw and his Gramercy Five: "Grabtown Grapple"
- The Digital Wonderland: Best Buy did the coupons right, Congress wants more than half a billion for more coupons.
- The Global War on Terror: Chief of military commissions says a detainee was tortured, British Foreign Minister says "war on terror" a mistake.
- News from Inspectors General: Fox Sportscasters got marshals' rides, Ag Dept lacks import controls for GM animals, Civil Rights Division personnel director eschewed "pinkos" and "crazy ilbs".
- News of the Warm; Watch the threshholds, more voles.
- Dick Cheney Confidential: The End?
- Apologies of the Week: Bernie Madoff, Rupert Murdoch's Sun